MONTHLY OUTGOINGS RENT £700 FOR A HOUSE IN CAMDEN, BUT THAT IS CHEAP VIA A FRIEND AND NOT IN GOOD REPAIR! IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE £1200-£1500 PM IF IN TIP TOP CONDITION. i HAD A HOUSE ON THE OUTSKIRTS, IN TEDDINGTON WITH 2 BEDROOMS AND A LOVELY GARDEN FOR £900 PM.

FOOD& HOUSEHOLD GOODS FOR 2 £400

EG DOZEN FREE RANGE EGGS ABOUT £3.

GOATS MILK £1.50 P LITRE.

FREE RANGE CHICKEN ABOUT £7.

HEALTHCARE VIA HOMOEOPATH AT ABOUT £45 PER APPOINTMENT.

FILMS ABOUT £9.

TRANSPORT EXPENSIVE AT MINIMUM £2 PER JOURNEY, CAN BE £15 FOR A DAY TRAVELCARD FROM ZONE 1 TO 6.

CLOTHING INCREDIBLY VARIABLE, WITH SWEATSHOP GEAR FROM PRIMARK DIRT CHEAP TO THE VERY BEST IN KNIGHTSBRIDGE AND BOND STREET.

FOOD AND DRINK VERY VARIABLE TOO. YOU CAN STILL EAT AND DRINK OUT FOR REASONABLE PRICES IF YOU GET OFF THE TOURIST TRACK AND AVOID THE TRENDY AND THE TWEE. THERE IS A BURGER PLACE NEAR ME WHICH COOKS PROPER BURGERS NOT RUBBISH FOR ABOUT £7 A PLATE. £5 BEFORE 7PM. YOU CAN GET A PIZZA IN A CHAIN CALLED PIZZA!

EXPRESS FOR ABOUT £8.